Happy Christmas everyone!

Thank you all for a wonderful 2015, and here’s to an even happier 2016 ^_^

(And no, we certainly do not endorse perving at our in-house beefcakes and making videos of them carving turkey to Barry White….. but wateva laaa y’all happy can oredi…)

Video shot and put together by the immensely talented Hanshen Sudderuddin ♥

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Posted in Slug Power!, TGS

Singapore’s first-ever pop-up cat café!

This Sunday, we play host to Singapore’s first-ever pop-up cat cafe! ☕

Molest Hugggg and hang out with the sweet therapy cats of Love Kuching Project for a great cause

Love Kuching Project @ The Garden Slug, Sunday 29 Nov 2015, 11am-5pm

photo © Bernice Wong

☺ For only $10/pax, get a professional photo taken with le cool cats. Photos are printed on the spot and uploaded to Facebook SO YOU WILL BE INSTANTLY FAMOOSE! Le hemsem Kevin Lee of CAKE Images will make d*mn sure you look Instagrammable, too. (Pro tip: use said photo as your Tinder profile pic – guaranteed get more right-swipes! ^_^)

photo © Nicholas Lee / Furry Photos

photo © Nicholas Lee / Furry Photos

☺ And! Our friends from Well Dressed Cats will bring their arsenal of sibeh cute cat costumes & cat accessories at discounted prices

Proceeds from all of the above will go to Love Kuching Project’s cattery operations.


if you have a cat-molesting fetish and would like to get caught on camera doing so, here’s your chance you cat-perv!

Date: Sunday 29 Nov, 11am-5pm
Venue: The Garden Slug

★ Do you want to bring your cats along, too? Click here to find out more.

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A Clockwork Orange @ Esplanade Theatre — The Garden Slug’s Halloween Giveaway!

“Funny, disturbing, frightening and thrilling… a masterpiece” — Daily Star

Honestly, we’re giving this away for Halloween because of the words ‘frightening’ and ‘horror’ in the blurbs. That’s how shallow we are. But also… THAR BE MUSKLES. WHO DOESN’T LIEK MUSKLES! Hurhur.


Start obligatory blurb…

This electrifying and testosterone-filled physical theatre ‘horror show’ exquisitely captures and transcends the spirit of Anthony Burgess’s original literary masterpiece, 50 years on from its publication.

clockwork hunk

A Clockwork Orange lures its audience into the glorious glass-edged nastiness of Manchester’s underworld. A playtime of orgiastic ultraviolence and sexuality, it is the story of little Alex and his Droogs in their battle against the tedium of adolescence.

clockwork orange

An unapologetic jubilation of the human condition, it remains as terrifyingly relevant today as when the book was published in 1962 and when the Stanley Kubrick’s film caused a stir in 1971.

… end obligatory blurb.

Admit it. You didn’t read a word and scrolled through the eye candy only.

So, if you’re into muscles, milk and guyliner – enter our horrific Halloween Giveaway – you might just win yourselves a pair of tickets worth $264 for the opening show on Wed 4 Nov, 8pm. All you have to do is answer one easy question, and share it with your friends.

clockwork milk

The contest closes on Halloween itself, Sat 31 Oct, 6pm. The Winner will be announced the next day, Sun 1 Nov at 10am-ish.

Click here to enter now!

Aside from that, if you were planning to get tickets anyway — HOLD YOUR HORSES — we can helpchu get it cheaper!

Simply drop by ours to pick up a physical copy of this flyer:
Flyer Front
Why, you ask? Our flyer is muy especial because it contains a discount for 10% off the ticket price. With the savings you can buy more guyliner.

Okay, that is all. Take part now. Byez.

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Finally the stingy buggers at Dough Empire are offering Free Shipping -_-

Hey you,

We love talking about Dough Empire like they’re different people. But it’s really just us. Talking to ourselves. About ourselves.


Now that the baker a.k.a. Joseph Slug is back from his Grand Canyon mountaineering holiday (and in a relatively good mood, I must say — HOLIDAYS ARE DOPE!), we’re celebrating by offering FREE SHIPPING! ….. for the first 10 orders.

Dough Empire 21 Oct Free Shipping One Day Only

If you live abroad, here’s a lovely way to send an all-natural, handmade cake to someone you love in Singapore.. and you can use the savings for a personal phone call ☎ ♥

The offer lasts 24 hours only, starting Wednesday 21 October midnight SG time (UTC+08:00), and expires 11.59pm the same day. Enter the code in the graphic above at the checkout screen, to get free delivery anywhere in Singapore. No minimum order ☺

Aaron “The Delivery Boy” Slug

p/s: Remember, for the first 10 orders only! ⛐ HURREH! www.DoughEmpire.com

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Posted in bakery, Dough Empire

NEW: Golden-battered Sotong Tempura

TGS Specials from 14 Oct 2015
NEW specials for the week are out..!

☝☝ Our featured item is the Golden-battered Sotong Tempura, served with salted egg mayo. Makes a great beer snack, especially because we are offering a 1-for-1 on Barcelona’s own Moritz golden bubbly beer all week — no need to wait for happy hour!


☎ Call 86888575 to book a good table ahead of other sotongs
Easy online booking
Operating Hours:
Mon-Thu 6pm-10.30pm
Fri 11am-10.30pm
Sat, Sun, PH 9am-10.30pm

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