Valentine’s Day Sharing Platters

This Valentine’s Day… we’re keeping it real. Unpretentious, affordable and very chill.

Real food for real people.

We have three platters to choose from, however our regular menu is also available. Why should we stop you from having your favourite Marmite Pasta or Three Little Pigs, especially on such a special day?? Amirite?!

min. 2 pax available all day  13, 14, 15 Feb
min. 2 pax
available all day
13, 14, 15 Feb

Because love is sharing happyness… and giant platters of food… over good music 🙂

Mae & Jude live at The Garden Slug Soothing vocals & tender guitar 13 & 14 Feb 2015, from 8pm
Mae & Jude croon love songs for you
live at The Garden Slug
Soothing vocals & tender guitar
13 & 14 Feb 2015, from 8pm

Call to book your preferred table
☎ 86888575
Easy online reservation

Bangers & Beer

Herby pork Bratwurst, chicken chipolata & hand-moulded spicy italian sausages, atop Real Mash™ and then some. Pairs perfectly with the new Weltenburger we just brought in, in our not-so-humble-opinion.

Slightly chao-da version
The Ultimate Bangers & Mash. Slightly chao-da version, which most people like
For those who think charred = burnt = bad, make sure to tell us you don't like your food charred, mmkay? We aim to please.
For those who think charred = burnt = bad, make sure to tell us you don’t like your food charred, mmkay? We aim to please.
Tall person's POV.
Tall person’s POV.

The Weltenburger we mentioned earlier is one fine, fine beer, brewed in the tradition of Benedictine monks, in one of the world’s oldest monastery breweries. Makes you feel top o’ the world. History nerds click here.

THE BEAR GRYLLS OF BEER! ok maybe not.
THE BEAR GRYLLS OF BEER!
ok maybe not.

What other beer have you tried that you think will go well with The Ultimate Bangers & Mash? Let us know what you think by leaving a comment. We’ll pick one lucky commenter to get a six-pack of Weltenburger to share.

Nutella Hot / Iced Chocolate

Honestly?

I don’t know what we can say about this.

Nutella Hot Chocolate

is

Nutella Hot Chocolate.

Nutella Hot Chocolate!

‘Nuff said? Let pictures speak for themselves? Ok? Deal?

Deal.

Nutella Hot Chocolate!
If Nutella Hot Chocolate were models – this would be the fluffy, overexposed, commercial himbo shot.

Nutella Hot Chocolate!
If Nutella Hot Chocolate were models – this would be the hemsem, dark, brooding, indie, artsy hipster shot.

Panic not. Iced version available too.

Nutella Iced Chocolate!

Very simply, we smother the mug with Nutella, pour in our steamed Nutella Hot Chocolate, and then rim the glass with more Nutella.

Rimming. Jokes. Aside.

Nutella Iced Chocolate!

A word of advice:

Nutella Hot / Iced Chocolate is…

Meant To Be Messy
So Don’t Throw A Hissy
If Nutella Gets On Your Lip
Give It Another Sip!

 

Slugrhymes FTW.

Miffins

Miffins • noun • a sluggy bastardisation of the word “mini muffins”

Miffins come in blueberry, banana, and dark chocolate. They can be individually wrapped, or packed in couplets or fours in a box. Actually they can be packed any way you like.

Good for baby showers, office parties, conferences, door gifts, birthday parties, staff/customer appreciation gifts etc.

Best part about the miffins? Fully-customisable icing logos on top! Best part about the icing logos? They’re edible! Nyem nyem.