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( thanks for sharing this with us, Nic )

Update: Classes are full. Thank you very much for signing up.

Yup, just like that, no catch. (We’re not the catchy type of ppl anyway, for as long as you’ve known us, right?)

Just another fun-fun event for our slugphiles, brought to you by yours truly. We’ve engaged veteran tutor, self-taught photography enthusiast & fellow slugphile Hansel Tan to conduct the classes. Come learn how to shoot photos like these:

(source)

There will be none of that frou-frou “O, it’s all about having the EYE for it” kind of talk. Hansel takes a systematic, perhaps almost scientific, approach in learning the fundamentals of photography.

Classes will be over 4 hours (2hrs weekday + 2hrs weekend) and there will be 2 runs of the class.

Shooting Like the Pros! – Fundamentals of dSLR Photography
Venue: The Garden Slug
Dates:
• Run 1 — 15 Mar 7-9pm | 20 Mar 3-5pm Full.
• Run 2 — 22 Mar 7-9pm | 27 Mar 3-5pm Full.
Cost: FOC
Light refreshments provided.

This is what you can expect to gain from the class:

Each run/class size will be a maximum of 12pax while seats last.
Sign up by e-mailing us at justask@thegardenslug.com, quicksmart!

… are you a Little Birthday Slug?

Come celebrate your birthday with us, we’ll give you a Little Slug t-shirt. Our little gift to you

It’s made of 100% fully-combed cotton. Which means it’s cooling & won’t make you itchy.

We’ve made these in many, many sizes. There will be one to fit you just nice..
whether you are tall, or small

Wear it the ‘normal’ way like Cynthia. Or wear it back-to-front like Edwin… “because I want to show you the words without turning my back to you.”

Gratuitous Disclaimer:
Little Slug Tees are only for children aged 12 and below, who celebrate their birthdays at The Garden Slug.

OK here’s the deal. You order one tub of Hearty Tarts, we give you a pack of TGS custom-made can’t-find-it-anywhere-else Ang Pows. Deal?

OK lah, you know what, just come up to us and ask if you want some. (Ang Pows, I mean.)

Congratulations Mavis Chan!

Your prize is a Xmas Take-Home Kit for 4-6pax (worth $360). We’ll be e-mailing you. Watch your inbox okay?

This is what Mavis wrote in her submission for this little contest:

Dear Little Slug,
I has gots a new costume for you! I heard that plastic surgery is very inz this year so I gave you a nose job. You can now totally pass off as a Sleindeer with that red nose and awesome antlers. Hope you like your new look. Hehehe.

PS: Don’t ask why the antlers are on his eyes. I had no other space to put them!

We’d like to thank everyone who took the time to participate in this, be it designing, voting, or tweeting.

Next up — the longgggg awaited Xmas Take-Home Kit <– menu to be revealed at last! Plus a proper ordering form this year! Yayz!

I’s want to thankyous so very the much for taking time to design me so many many fantabulous Xmas costumes! I loves them all!

I’s had hard time choosing. But finally the sluggardy slugs helpched me narrow down to three & asked youse to helps choose by voting.

Then SO MANY SO MANY votes came in!

So we had no choice but to use the world’s most accurate tallying system.

And then…. moving at slug speed, after two whole days, dun dun dun! We found a winner!

Should I tell youse now or should I continue with the suspense?

Ok we’ll continue with the suspense. Mwahahaha…

See where that question mark is in this little sneak peek?
That’s where my new Xmas 2009 Look will be placed.

I’s already done all the photoshoots yesterday & today. And I is totally exhausted. Like, totally.

So.

When the sluggardy slugs get around to putting up the Xmas Menu here, that’s when you’ll know who won.

And oh, the prize? I gots away with the biggest kitchen heist of all times!
Now I can reward the winner with A Xmas Take-home Party Kit to feed 4-6pax (worth $360)! I is Slug Thief Extraordinaire! Catch Me If You Can!! Ahhahaha…

So hurry sluggardy slugs! Announce the winner already! The peoples are a-waitinggg!

Here are the top three submissions for the little contest we posted, help us pick a winner!

(Voting closes at 8pm TODAY [Wednesday 25th Nov] so vote NOWWWW!!!!!)

xmas slug A

xmas slug B

xmas slug C

I needs a new look for next month. You knows what next month is, right?

C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S. Yesh, that time of the year. Jingle, jingle.

That’s mean there gonna be photoshoots galore. I’s have to smile & pose with every turkey & fruitcake & whatnot that these jokers in the shop cooks up.

So.

U still with me?

I needs a new costume. Last year they put me in this:

That’s so… 2008. U know?

OK, so help me out plz. The winning look/design will be handsomely rewarded with whatever I can steal from the kitchen.

Depends on how nimble I be, I can maybe get away with either:

1) A brownie popsicle Xmas Tree (worth $80) <– ya, it’s a xmas tree that’s made entirely out of brownie popsicles!

or

2) A tender oven-baked Turkey + A brownie popsicle Xmas Tree (worth $135 + $80)

or

3) A Xmas Take-home Party Kit to feed 4-6pax (worth $360)

How? Can helps or not?

Here’s my best portfolio photo, full-frontal in artistic black & white.
You can use this. [click on image to enlarge]

You can colour-colour, or use computer, or whatever it is u’re comfortable with.

You can get your two-year-old, your pet tortoise or your graphic designer BFF to do it for you also can, we won’t discriminate. Just, nothing lewd, hokay?

I’m everywhere. Send your new Xmas 2009 look for me to any one of the following:
a) E-mail: justask@thegardenslug.com

b) Upload to my Facebook “wall”

c) Upload anywhere & bring it to my attention by tweeting @thegardenslug on Twitter

d) Upload anywhere & tell me the link in the comments section below.

Send it to me by 24th November 2009, can? Becoz next day got photoshoot. I need to be fabulous.

In the famous words of Tim Gunn, “Make it work!”

LOOKING FORWARD TO YOUR HELPS!!!!!!!!! PLZ!!!!!1

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the small print:

All submissions remain the property of The Garden Slug LLP, and can and may be used in future projects, advertising & promotional material.

We posted a mini contest on Twitter & Facebook, to see who could correctly list all the ingredients in this 4-second video.

No one got all 12 items right (does the green stuff really look like kai lan?? LOL!), so we assigned points to each correct answer. We tallied the results, and the winners are… *drumroll*

Congratulations Nic – you’re the winner of our Sloppy Portobello Veggie Burger contest on Twitter!

You get TWO Sloppy Portobello Veggie Burgers on da house, so bring a friend or eat ‘em both – we won’t judge you!

And congratulations Wan Ting – you’re the winner of the Facebook contest! TWO of our new burgers are coming your way too!

And we decided to give Crystal a special prize – we’re giving you ONE Veggie Burger. Because you’re twelve types of awesome too!

We’ll be sending you a message with your e-vouchers soon, so look out for it!

Next up – what exactly is this Sloppy Portobello Veggie Burger and what’s it made of? Stay tuned!

It was a moonlit night in old mexico…

I walked alone between some old adobe haciendas…

Suddenly, I heard the plaintive cry of… a five young mexican girls….

Hei! Rosita come quick! They’re giving Bloody Macho Mary’s at the cantina!

Oye! Black as night and fierce as a red hot chilli pepper!