Apparently today is Free Delivery day @ Dough Empire

Hey you,

We love talking about Dough Empire like they’re different people. But it’s really just us. Talking to ourselves. About ourselves.

ANYHOO.

Now that the baker a.k.a. Joseph Slug is back from his Grand Canyon mountaineering holiday (and in a relatively good mood, I must say — HOLIDAYS ARE DOPE!), we’re celebrating by offering FREE SHIPPING! ….. for the first 10 orders.

Dough Empire 21 Oct Free Shipping One Day Only

If you live abroad, here’s a lovely way to send an all-natural, handmade cake to someone you love in Singapore.. and you can use the savings for a personal phone call ☎ ♥

The offer lasts 24 hours only, starting Wednesday 21 October midnight SG time (UTC+08:00), and expires 11.59pm the same day. Enter the code in the graphic above at the checkout screen, to get free delivery anywhere in Singapore. No minimum order ☺

Yours,
Aaron “The Delivery Boy” Slug

p/s: Remember, for the first 10 orders only! ⛐ HURREH! www.DoughEmpire.com


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When Unicorns Cry

Somebody out there is crazy enough to think our crude li’l bakery Dough Empire is going to become a “Future Classic”.

LOL WTF SRSLY? Check back in 10 years time and see, k. 
LOL WTF SRSLY? Check back in 10 years time and see, k.
Dough Empire - the anti-bakery. Bake Love, Not War
Shameless advertorial: Visit www.DoughEmpire.com to find out why we are the anti-bakery

I dunno what they’re smoking but they invited Dough Empire to be part of some ‘designery’ event at … the National Design Centre, of course, duh.

IKR? Cray cray.
IKR? Cray cray.

They even asked us to give a talk! Not one, but two! LAWL!! Have they even MET us?? The only thing we’ve got going for us is that our baker Joseph is quite the eye candy. That’s about it, honestly.

The VIP (Very Important Parts) specially highlighted for those with Old Flower Eye syndrome, just like us
The VIP (Very Important Parts) specially highlighted for those with Old Flower Eye syndrome, just like us

Whatever you do, DO NOT come at 3pm to see us make fools of ourselves.

Just to troll everyone, we’re gonna bake some stuff that’s not even on our online store yet, put it in a box and call it “When Unicorns Cry – The Dough Empire Medley”. The boxes will be in 3 different sizes – basic, deluxe and premium, packed in environmentally-friendly unbleached canvas tote bags.

(this one example picture onli)
(this one example picture onli)

Like any other evil capitalist trying to “do the right thing”, we’ll donate a few cents of our gazillion dollar sales to our favourite cat lady Elaine of Love Kuching Project, and our favourite bleeding-heart-socialist Carrie of Daughters of Tomorrow.

That hipster enuff for the event, you think? We’re hoping to see more tai-tais than hipsters to be very honest. Becoz Aunty Killers ‘R’ Us.

See youse there ~ stay awesome Gotham

#futureclassicsg

Organised by Kapok Singapore (they must REALLY be smokin sumthin)

Hosted at National Design Centre, 111 Middle Road

13-14 Sep 2014

11am-6pm

Are rainbow cakes really made of unicorn tears? Tell us what you think in the comment section below, and we might just pick one of you to receive a deluxe box of When Unicorns Cry.

Do you realise Moon Cakes don’t actually look like the moon? Well, these babies do

…… the surface of the moon, that is…. (and its surrounding neighbours: the planets, stars and galaxies…)

Moon Crater Cookies - Planets of the Universe

Moon Crater Cookies - Stardust

Moon Crater Cookies - Old Is Gold

Moon Crater Cookies - Starry Starry Night

For once. Edibles that are as ghastly as the surface of the moon.
For once. Edibles that are as ghastly as the surface of the moon.

Moon Crater Cookies - Meteorite Crushhh

Quick link to place your order ?? http://ow.ly/AVTw2

Leave a comment below and share your most memorable Mid-Autumn memory.

I’ll pick out a couple of commenters to get a box of seriously ugly Moon Crater Cookies to have under the light of your cheap lanterns and bitter Pu Er tea.

Love,
Aaron

P.S. Love how many of you are interacting on our bakery’s Facebook page and Instagram.