Illusion – Nipples – Eggsplosion

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
—Douglas Adams

|ILLUSIØN|
… is naming something ‘mee siam mai hum’ when there is neither mee siam nor a single hum in it.

(p/s: we added a book AND reading glasses to make the pic look… somewhat, er, intellectual. Have you read said book or would you like to win it? Let us know in the comments and we’ll set something up.)

Pic: Squid-inked “mee siam”-inspired pasta with plump prawns • Frothy Thai Iced Tea Latte • ‘The Restaurant at the End of the Universe’ by Douglas Adams (not available in menu)
Mee Siam Mai Hum pasta

|NIPPLES|
This one makes its rounds every other year or so, with the same ol’ peoples calling it “nipples” instead of nibbles and thinking it very funny #eyerollemoji

An old and new favourite. Perhaps one day we shall make a “10-year series” of specials.

Pic: Triple-parmesan-crusted Fish Nibbles, served with our signature zesty banh mee dip
Photo © Nicholas Lee
Parmesan Fish Nipples Nibbles

|EGGSPLØSIØN|
How many of you can relate this to the two breakfast scenes in V for Vendetta? Hands up! 😀
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*crickets*
oknvm

Basically a buffed up version of ‘egg-in-a-basket’ — we threw it in the gym and whipped it into a cracking grilled ham & cheese-cum-egg-in-hole sandwich. Slay it (with a wimpy butter knife) like the vigilante that you are and watch the eggplosive fun! You can also ask for a topping of an eggstra ripped whole portobello mushroom.

Before the slay
Humpty Dumpty before slaying

After the slay
Humpty Dumpty

And….. here’s an easter egg for y’all ^_^

Don’t we all just love the sight of a masked, murdering vigilante wearing a flowery, pink apron and a tea towel over the shoulder? # ^_^


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