Ode to the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2014 !!!

Fanciest dessert we’ve ever made ~ our ode to the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2014!!! The dome-shaped very healthy, very light and fluffy Avocado Yoghurt Egg White Cheesecake is to resemble a turtle’s half-shell, as well as to celebrate the new stadium opening. 2-in-1 yo SUCH COWABUNGA, VERY MAJULAH! With fancy coconut macaroons as “feet” and Gula Melaka caramel for a touch of local flavour. So hipster hor? Gotta stay relevant lah hor.

Further mutation experiments in the last decade have turned ninja turtles into turtle-shaped cheesecakes.
Further mutation experiments in the last decade have turned ninja turtles into turtle-shaped cheesecakes.
Celebrate the new stadium opening with a very healthy cheesecake. Majulah!
Celebrate the new stadium opening with a very healthy cheesecake. Majulah!

The next couple of days we also have sausage-stuffed portobellos, atop a fancy tomato carpaccio salad, available as an all day breakfast. When we say all day, we mean all day, from the time we open until we close shoppe.

Feel like havin' cheesy stuffed 'shrooms for breakfast? Why not!
Feel like havin’ cheesy stuffed ‘shrooms for breakfast? Why not!

To kinda sorta celebrate Hari Raya, we’ve made a melty salmon croquette “bege-dill”. It’s basically our (in)famous Ugly Salmon Cakes made begedil-style, levelled up with lots of mozzarella and dill ~~ hence “bege-dill”…. Geddit?? GEDDIT??!!

BEGE-DILL hahahahahahaha  Are we the only ones who find it funny?
BEGE-DILL hahahahahahaha
Are we the only ones who find it funny?

"Draw me like one of your french girls" Are we the only ones who thinks our food speaks to us?
“Draw me like one of your french girls”
Are we the only ones who think our food speaks to us?

Next up – now, we’re not not saying this just cuz we own the place but honestly, this is SRSLY so so so so so so SO comforting ~ Anchovy Laksa Pesto Chicken, made by Jo-Anne “The Lady” Slug.

So comforting and no carb, so you can feel super extra good about it
So comforting and no carb, so you can feel super extra good about it
If you have a chance to meet Jo-Anne Slug, you'll know why we call her The Lady. Jo-Anne exudes wisdom calmness dharma karma Aung San Suu Kyi loving kindness out of every pore.  If you ever meet Andrew Slug, you'll also know why he's called The Tramp... (not so much a spaghetti-and-meatball-eating kind of tramp, but more of a fabulous pink feather boa kind of tramp...)
If you have a chance to meet Jo-Anne Slug, you'll know why we call her The Lady. Jo-Anne exudes wisdom calmness dharma karma Aung San Suu Kyi loving kindness out of every pore.

If you ever meet Andrew Slug, you'll also know why he's called The Tramp… (not so much a spaghetti-and-meatball-eating kind of tramp, but more of a fabulous pink feather boa kind of tramp………. #youknowwhatwemean)

That’s about it. Ending yet another pointless post this week with our weekly specials. We launch them every Wednesday although very often we don’t tell you until it’s too late and you’ve already made other plans. They’re usually available through Sunday, and sometimes Monday or Tuesday if you shower regularly.

Mon 28 Jul is a public holiday and we have a Flea Market happening. FIRST SLUGS, NOW FLEAS??! What other creepy crawlies are you guys gonna come up with next???
Mon 28 Jul is a public holiday and we have a Flea Market happening.

FIRST SLUGS, NOW FLEAS??! What other creepy crawlies are you guys gonna come up with next???

http://fleamarket.strikingly.com

Note to self: stop imagining imaginary conversations with self on a public blog. Okbyez.

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