Nutella Pancakes. That is all. (and a burger named Edward)

Not quite sure if I should be posting this weekend’s specials because sometimes it’s a good day and things run out and then y’all are like BUT BUT BUT WE SAW IT ON UR WEBSITE HOW COME NOW U SAY DUN HAF!! *throws hissy fit & sleet hail fire brimstone all come out* Well, sweet Slugphiles, the answer to all of life’s most profound questions can be found in five simple words: If ya snooze ya lose! ← (not i say one, my BFF teach me one)

So here we go, first come first served hokay. Old-fashioned Pancakes stuffed w hunky chunks of caramelised banana & lots of Nutella. (shall we stop here? we can hear heavy breathing already.. LOLZ) Soup for mushroom lovers & lovers of mushroom. Sausage duo platter (german bratwurst & chicken chipolata) great for snacking with beer. Lycheetini vanilla bean shortcake w yoghurt cream cheese frosting. And as promised, a Garmesan Fish BGR we named Edward.

Old-fashioned Pancakes stuffed w hunky chunks of caramelised banana & lots of Nutella.  Please contain the heavy breathing, my love, it's unbecoming of a Slugphile.
Old-fashioned Pancakes stuffed w hunky chunks of caramelised banana & lots of Nutella.
Please contain the heavy breathing, my love, it’s unbecoming of a Slugphile.

For mushroom lovers & lovers of mushroom. We don't even know what that means but we keep repeating it to ourselves. This must be what it's like to be North Korean.
For mushroom lovers & lovers of mushroom. We don’t even know what that means but we keep repeating it to ourselves. This must be what it’s like to be North Korean.
Sausage Duo Platter. German Pork Bratwurst & Chicken Chipolata, served w caramelised onions & wholegrain mustard. No we're not making any sausage jokes today, grow up.
Sausage Duo Platter. German Pork Bratwurst & Chicken Chipolata, served w caramelised onions & wholegrain mustard. No we’re not making any sausage jokes today, grow up.

Lycheetini Vanilla Bean Shortcake w light yoghurt cream cheese frosting & roasted almonds flakes
Life is short, have dessert.
Remember all those ladies on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart? Exactly. *slow nod*
Lycheetini Vanilla Bean Shortcake w light yoghurt cream cheese frosting & roasted almonds flakes
A made-up-burger with a made-up-name.  Tryin' to find a rhyme but it's all sounding lame. *beatboxes* ANYHOO. The garmesan fish BGR is just a double-stack herb-parmesan battered fish crusted with Garlic & more Parmesan. Geddit?? Geddit??!? Garlic...? Parmesan...? Gar...mesan....? Served w spiced wedges & warm cheese sauce for dipping.  ps: We've named the burger Edward. Coz it's like, all sparkly and stuff.  pps: We also made up our own burger emoji, it looks like this --> -o(||] SO CLEVER NEH! Feel free to plagiarise.
A made-up-burger with a made-up-name.
Tryin’ to find a rhyme but it’s all sounding lame. *beatboxes*
ANYHOO. The garmesan fish BGR is just a double-stack herb-parmesan battered fish crusted with Garlic & more Parmesan. Geddit?? Geddit??!? Garlic…? Parmesan…? Gar…mesan….? Served w spiced wedges & warm cheese sauce for dipping.

ps: We named the burger Edward. Coz it’s like, all sparkly and stuff.

pps: We also made up our own burger emoji, it looks like this –> -o(||] SO CLEVER NEH! Feel free to plagiarise.

Feel free to also call for a reservation 86888575. If you get someone who sounds a little bit too excited to talk to you, it’s probably Thomas. He’s a special kid so be gentle hokay?

Or book online and one of us less-excitable Slugs will call you back → http://bit.ly/chopeslug

weekend specials 9 April 2014

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