Because obviously life is BLACK AND RAINBOWWWW gurrrl! *sparkles & throws glitter everywhere*
Black rice seafood risotto this weekend in limited portions. Pumpkin soup w hulksmashed mint. Rainbow cakes by the slice. If you have that one friend who’s allergic to artificial colouring whose birthday is coming, be nice at least once this lifetime and get the whole colourless, flavourless thang from Dough Empire http://bit.ly/naturalrainbow . Use the code bakelovenotwar for $5 off. Dun say we dun lub yew.
Our friend Elaine from Love Kuching Project said on Twitter that her morning timeline is full of horny posts from peoples who need to get laid. IS THAT TRUE??!!? So here’s our (un)savoury contribution: Morning Foodpr0n. Smoked salmon & florentine eggs benny.
Last but not least. This weekend the Shroomgasmic Platter returns! For all the fairies who missed it two weeks ago. Also if it’s still crazy hot out by the time you read this, beat the crazy heat with a refreshing honey, thyme & mint tea. Drinking it while chanting “aaaaaaa zabenyaaaa” is guaranteed to bring the rains.
tl;dr – here’s our specials for the week. Buhbye!