Whoever told you life isn’t black and white was quite right

Because obviously life is BLACK AND RAINBOWWWW gurrrl! *sparkles & throws glitter everywhere*

Black rice seafood risotto this weekend in limited portions. Pumpkin soup w hulksmashed mint. Rainbow cakes by the slice. If you have that one friend who’s allergic to artificial colouring whose birthday is coming, be nice at least once this lifetime and get the whole colourless, flavourless thang from Dough Empire http://bit.ly/naturalrainbow . Use the code bakelovenotwar for $5 off. Dun say we dun lub yew.

creamy black rice seafood risotto, w/ a dash of vinegar for that zing thing to make you sing
creamy black rice seafood risotto, w/ a dash of vinegar for that zing thing to make you sing
soup of the day: roasted pumpkin & crushed mint served w/ a dollop of home-style yoghurt Did we say we crushed the mint? No we meant we HULKSMASHED it. Because kitchen rage.
soup of the day: roasted pumpkin & crushed mint served w/ a dollop of home-style yoghurt
Did we say we crushed the mint? No we meant we HULKSMASHED it. Because kitchen rage.
Colourless, flavourless boring ol' rainbow cake from our attempt at a Star Wars-esque cyber-bakery that no one gets.  You can get from 2kg to 5kg of boring if that's all you ask for in life. http://bit.ly/naturalrainbow Use coupon code bakelovenotwar to get $5 off. It'll probably just get you free delivery if you live in the East. Bahahaha *snort*
Colourless, flavourless boring ol’ rainbow cake from our attempt at a Star Wars-esque cyber-bakery that no one gets.
You can get from 2kg to 5kg of boring if that’s all you ask for in life. http://bit.ly/naturalrainbow Use coupon code bakelovenotwar to get $5 off. It’ll probably just get you free delivery if you live in the East. Bahahaha *snort*

Our friend Elaine from Love Kuching Project said on Twitter that her morning timeline is full of horny posts from peoples who need to get laid. IS THAT TRUE??!!? So here’s our (un)savoury contribution: Morning Foodpr0n. Smoked salmon & florentine eggs benny.

In plain english it means eggs benedict w/ creamed spinach & oodles of smoked salmon.
In plain english it means eggs benedict w/ creamed spinach & oodles of smoked salmon.

The Money Shot
The Money Shot

Last but not least. This weekend the Shroomgasmic Platter returns! For all the fairies who missed it two weeks ago. Also if it’s still crazy hot out by the time you read this, beat the crazy heat with a refreshing honey, thyme & mint tea. Drinking it while chanting “aaaaaaa zabenyaaaa” is guaranteed to bring the rains.

Medley of mushroom munchkins, Sichuan-peppered Shiitake tempura, grilled Portobello, and Trio Mushroom Stroganoff Crostini. Served w Truffle Garlic Mayo for the ultimate shroomgasm
Medley of mushroom munchkins, Sichuan-peppered Shiitake tempura, grilled Portobello, and Trio Mushroom Stroganoff Crostini. Served w Truffle Garlic Mayo for the ultimate shroomgasm

Style. Quality. Excellence. Like Dunhill. Minus the tobacco.
Style. Quality. Excellence. Like Dunhill. Minus the tobacco.

tl;dr – here’s our specials for the week. Buhbye!

Life isn't black & white but apparently our menus are. Sorry. Hurrr...
Life isn’t black & white but apparently our menus are. Sorry. Hurrr…

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