Comments on: 9 months http://blog.thegardenslug.com/2007/09/04/9-months/ humble li'l diner, comfortable food, singapore Tue, 07 Feb 2012 01:31:33 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: hulaswepess http://blog.thegardenslug.com/2007/09/04/9-months/comment-page-1/#comment-16786 hulaswepess Thu, 23 Oct 2008 15:04:08 +0000 http://blog.thegardenslug.com/2007/09/04/9-months/#comment-16786 There was this guy see. He wasn't very bright and he reached his adult life without ever having learned "the facts". Somehow, it gets to be his wedding day. While he is walking down the isle, his father tugs his sleeve and says, "Son, when you get to the hotel room...Call me" Hours later he gets to the hotel room with his beautiful blushing bride and he calls his father, "Dad, we are the hotel, what do I do?" "O.K. Son, listen up, take off your clothes and get in the bed, then she should take off her clothes and get in the bed, if not help her. Then either way, ah, call me" A few moments later... "Dad we took off our clothes and we are in the bed, what do I do?" O.K. Son, listen up. Move real close to her and she should move real close to you, and then... Ah, call me." A few moments later... "DAD! WE TOOK OFF OUR CLOTHES, GOT IN THE BED AND MOVED REAL CLOSE, WHAT DO I DO???" "O.K. Son, Listen up, this is the most important part. Stick the long part of your body into the place where she goes to the bathroom." A few moments later... "Dad, I've got my foot in the toilet, what do I do?" There was this guy see.
He wasn’t very bright and he reached his adult life without ever having learned “the facts”.
Somehow, it gets to be his wedding day.
While he is walking down the isle, his father tugs his sleeve and says,

“Son, when you get to the hotel room…Call me”

Hours later he gets to the hotel room with his beautiful blushing bride and he calls his father,

“Dad, we are the hotel, what do I do?”

“O.K. Son, listen up, take off your clothes and get in the bed, then she should take off her clothes and get in the bed, if not help her. Then either way, ah, call me”

A few moments later…

“Dad we took off our clothes and we are in the bed, what do I do?”

O.K. Son, listen up. Move real close to her and she should move real close to you, and then… Ah, call me.”

A few moments later…

“DAD! WE TOOK OFF OUR CLOTHES, GOT IN THE BED AND MOVED REAL CLOSE, WHAT DO I DO???”

“O.K. Son, Listen up, this is the most important part. Stick the long part of your body into the place where she goes to the bathroom.”

A few moments later…

“Dad, I’ve got my foot in the toilet, what do I do?”

]]> By: sophia http://blog.thegardenslug.com/2007/09/04/9-months/comment-page-1/#comment-1188 sophia Fri, 14 Sep 2007 14:22:10 +0000 http://blog.thegardenslug.com/2007/09/04/9-months/#comment-1188 hey joie and sharon ( erm, not sharon-slug but joie's friend - also called sharon !! )... Since u folks are into photography and art, why dont you pop by the garden slug on 21 sep 7pm and check out Dennis' debut exhibition.( www.fotocology.com) Just rsvp with sharon slug at sharon@thegardenlsug.com Hope to see you ! hey joie and sharon ( erm, not sharon-slug but joie’s friend – also called sharon !! )… Since u folks are into photography and art, why dont you pop by the garden slug on 21 sep 7pm and check out Dennis’ debut exhibition.( http://www.fotocology.com) Just rsvp with sharon slug at sharon@thegardenlsug.com
Hope to see you !

]]> By: sophia http://blog.thegardenslug.com/2007/09/04/9-months/comment-page-1/#comment-1179 sophia Fri, 14 Sep 2007 07:06:09 +0000 http://blog.thegardenslug.com/2007/09/04/9-months/#comment-1179 well... from what i know, lots of cute boys also like aunties lor... so there's definitely some market value in being mature, wise and having a kickass marketing job. Erm, am i marketing you here? :-) well… from what i know, lots of cute boys also like aunties lor… so there’s definitely some market value in being mature, wise and having a kickass marketing job. Erm, am i marketing you here? :-)

]]> By: Lisa http://blog.thegardenslug.com/2007/09/04/9-months/comment-page-1/#comment-1133 Lisa Wed, 12 Sep 2007 09:17:57 +0000 http://blog.thegardenslug.com/2007/09/04/9-months/#comment-1133 Hey, congrats, dint realize its been a year. Amazing huh? all the sweat and crazy non stop working but you must have enjoyed this even more. So happy for u, Soph!! Btw, new cute boys...hmmmm...time for me to take a trip to the slug again. wahhaha.... auntie lisa likes cute boys Hey, congrats, dint realize its been a year. Amazing huh? all the sweat and crazy non stop working but you must have enjoyed this even more. So happy for u, Soph!!

Btw, new cute boys…hmmmm…time for me to take a trip to the slug again. wahhaha…. auntie lisa likes cute boys

]]> By: sharon http://blog.thegardenslug.com/2007/09/04/9-months/comment-page-1/#comment-1081 sharon Fri, 07 Sep 2007 17:11:44 +0000 http://blog.thegardenslug.com/2007/09/04/9-months/#comment-1081 eh.. joie's friend. sharon. wahhahahahaa joie. dont haolian leh.. french somemore. =.= ahhh.. i can contribute pictures too :D eh.. joie’s friend. sharon. wahhahahahaa joie. dont haolian leh.. french somemore. =.= ahhh.. i can contribute pictures too :D

]]> By: sophia http://blog.thegardenslug.com/2007/09/04/9-months/comment-page-1/#comment-1050 sophia Thu, 06 Sep 2007 20:02:23 +0000 http://blog.thegardenslug.com/2007/09/04/9-months/#comment-1050 Joie- is that The Garden Slug in french? Wow. Instantly added 30 atas points to our diner, man! Joie- is that The Garden Slug in french? Wow. Instantly added 30 atas points to our diner, man!

]]> By: sophia http://blog.thegardenslug.com/2007/09/04/9-months/comment-page-1/#comment-1049 sophia Thu, 06 Sep 2007 20:01:28 +0000 http://blog.thegardenslug.com/2007/09/04/9-months/#comment-1049 le lingot de jardin le lingot de jardin

]]> By: sophia http://blog.thegardenslug.com/2007/09/04/9-months/comment-page-1/#comment-1044 sophia Thu, 06 Sep 2007 15:23:25 +0000 http://blog.thegardenslug.com/2007/09/04/9-months/#comment-1044 Yo super RRRRR!!! we missed u ! Where have u been? hehe... Ermmm.. he IS spotting a new haircut. ahhaahha!! Joe slug has gone trekking in Northern Vietnam and will be back sometime mid September. So, meanwhile, it's just Sharon slug and myself + Chris slug + Michael slug ( the 2 new cute PT boys you havent met) and good ol' Elaine slug... Pop by soon okie:-) Yo super RRRRR!!!
we missed u ! Where have u been? hehe…

Ermmm.. he IS spotting a new haircut. ahhaahha!! Joe slug has gone trekking in Northern Vietnam and will be back sometime mid September. So, meanwhile, it’s just Sharon slug and myself + Chris slug + Michael slug ( the 2 new cute PT boys you havent met) and good ol’ Elaine slug…

Pop by soon okie:-)

]]> By: miak http://blog.thegardenslug.com/2007/09/04/9-months/comment-page-1/#comment-1037 miak Thu, 06 Sep 2007 05:17:28 +0000 http://blog.thegardenslug.com/2007/09/04/9-months/#comment-1037 we'll probably drop by after service once in a while. GIVE DISCOUNT! :p we’ll probably drop by after service once in a while. GIVE DISCOUNT!
:p

]]> By: rachel http://blog.thegardenslug.com/2007/09/04/9-months/comment-page-1/#comment-1034 rachel Thu, 06 Sep 2007 04:29:39 +0000 http://blog.thegardenslug.com/2007/09/04/9-months/#comment-1034 hey there my super slugs! FCC is moving to Aljunied next week! woohoo...easier to drop by at your place and eat my favorite zesty beef salad! it has only been 9 months, and you've already come so far. Im so proud of you all. Super R P.S. hmm..no new haircut for joe? hey there my super slugs! FCC is moving to Aljunied next week! woohoo…easier to drop by at your place and eat my favorite zesty beef salad!

it has only been 9 months, and you’ve already come so far. Im so proud of you all.

Super R

P.S.
hmm..no new haircut for joe?

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