the garden slug

So hemsem neh!

He’s smart. He’s strong. He’s hardworking.

He’s caring and loving, to the point of being rather paternal, in fact.

He’s our beloved Joseph Slug

Photos by Dennis Chong Weng Kee

Captions, anyone? $100 meal voucher goes to the best/funniest caption.

Posted by sharon on June 21st, 2007

sophia

hey sam,
that's a pretty funny caption !! hahah :-0
Dennis

Law

Yes, I noticed the pinkie too post processing haha. He shoud bribe me more than 100 bucks food voucher to photoshop it away
sam

1st picture: "Eh?! You offered a $100 voucher?!"

2nd picture: "Well, yeah, fine. it's coming out of your payslip then."
limp lettooss

wow. genderneutral. wow androcentric. call the too-chim-for-my-local-ears police already. Chill pill. Right.
law

touche, sharon! *dons thickest skin he can fin* really got $100 voucher ah?

dennis: but the camera caught him before he could rein in his protesting pinkie finger eh?
Dennis

Now the photographer speaks:

Joseph was about to go auntie and ballistic thinking some customer shortchanged him. Then he realised the camera was watching...hence the decent pose. *grin*

D
sharon

I happen to think Law's caption is quite funny! Cracked me up! Hehe :-)

Yeah, you need to take a chill pill, Lettooooce...
law

dude you need a chill pill. like, it's a caption contest so taking the mickey out of the situation's a requirement.

and *ahem* i'm using "dude" gender-neutrally, and not in an androcentric way. relax la ;)
limp lettooooooce

hey there "Law"~~
More like "Dang , why do people not understand the idea of small indie start ups and insist on giving them a hard time due to their own idiosyncracies?

oh well.
law

*thinks to self* dang, why am i so hot? is it my hamsum polo, intellectual specs, lucky mole.....

*tallies receipts* oh that's right, i'm friggin rich!