Let Dad MEAT His Match

(lolz sorry, we just HAD to ^_^)
Poster IMG Let Dad Meat Father's Day June 2016

Come and dine with your Dad and get our Ultimate Mixed Grill for 27.5/pax only (u.p. 34.5/pax)*
Click here for Father’s Day promo menus and superquick booking!

*Father’s Day promo valid 1-19 June 2016
The Ultimate Mixed Grill comprises Australian ribeye steak strips, Australian lamb loin chops, herby German bratwurst, with buttery hand-mashed potatoes and fresh garden salad by side


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Illusion – Nipples – Eggsplosion

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
—Douglas Adams

|ILLUSIØN|
… is naming something ‘mee siam mai hum’ when there is neither mee siam nor a single hum in it.

(p/s: we added a book AND reading glasses to make the pic look… somewhat, er, intellectual. Have you read said book or would you like to win it? Let us know in the comments and we’ll set something up.)

Pic: Squid-inked “mee siam”-inspired pasta with plump prawns • Frothy Thai Iced Tea Latte • ‘The Restaurant at the End of the Universe’ by Douglas Adams (not available in menu)
Mee Siam Mai Hum pasta

|NIPPLES|
This one makes its rounds every other year or so, with the same ol’ peoples calling it “nipples” instead of nibbles and thinking it very funny #eyerollemoji

An old and new favourite. Perhaps one day we shall make a “10-year series” of specials.

Pic: Triple-parmesan-crusted Fish Nibbles, served with our signature zesty banh mee dip
Photo © Nicholas Lee
Parmesan Fish Nipples Nibbles

|EGGSPLØSIØN|
How many of you can relate this to the two breakfast scenes in V for Vendetta? Hands up! 😀
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*crickets*
oknvm

Basically a buffed up version of ‘egg-in-a-basket’ — we threw it in the gym and whipped it into a cracking grilled ham & cheese-cum-egg-in-hole sandwich. Slay it (with a wimpy butter knife) like the vigilante that you are and watch the eggplosive fun! You can also ask for a topping of an eggstra ripped whole portobello mushroom.

Before the slay
Humpty Dumpty before slaying

After the slay
Humpty Dumpty

And….. here’s an easter egg for y’all ^_^

Don’t we all just love the sight of a masked, murdering vigilante wearing a flowery, pink apron and a tea towel over the shoulder? # ^_^


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Did something “bad”? 3 stupid-simple ways to appease the Parental Unit

Okay, we admit that headline was pure clickbait. Guilty as charged. We’re bad peoples. You are truly not going to find anything here that is going to add value to your life in any way. Please. Just leave.

*wistful sigh*
☾begin lonely Slug ramblings☽

seafood sonata
|SEAFØØD•SØNATA|
♪♫ If your parents had sent you for music lessons and you, like us, had failed to make a decent career out of it (e.g. royal philharmonic orchestra member, piano teacher, street busker), you could still at least reward their years of tuition fees by telling them what a Sonata means.
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Failing that. The least you could do is put a smile on said parent’s face by assembling a platter of the following ☮ Peace Øffering™ (100% success rate. Yes, we gonna give you step-by-step instructions):

  • 1 x whole fish. Scaled, gutted, filleted, coated with tempura batter & parmesan crumbs, and then fried until golden like the sun
  • 1 x small squid. Gutted, sliced into rings, battered and fried as above
  • Medley of chips: french fries, sweet potato fries, and keropok ikan (traditional fish crackers)
  • Slice of lemon and handful of cherry tomatoes, for colour and the deception of ‘wholesomeness’
  • Chopped cilantro, again for colour, and some people actually like it (not everyone thinks it tastes like soap ☠ )

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⚐ Failing that. We are happy to help prepare the above Peace Øffering™ on your behalf in exchange for a small fee.
Peace Øffering Pte Ltd hotline: ☎ 86888575

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tom yum pasta vongole (1)
|TØM•YUM•VØNGØLE|
We’re extending this special dish for another two weeks, because
[1] we ran out of clams last week, and although most of you agreed it tastes great with shrimp, too… we know most of youse really really really love clams. Good news, clams are back in stock ☺
[2] you keep asking for it. Simple as that ☺ Bring yo mama this time!
p/s: we added the notebook to make the pic look intellectual

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frothy rose hibiscus bandung (1)
|NATURAL•BANDUNG|
Last day to try this, if you’re into drinking real ⚘ flower ⚘ petals. Not even sure why we created this; it’s got hipster written all over it and you know we are sooooo not hipster. Or are we? Because someone once said we’re ten-years-old so we were the first hipsters. Okay we’re talking to ourselves again and that’s not cool, Sluggie. Not. Cool. (More proof that we’re not hipsters coz we’re so uncool…)

⛐ Anyhoo, in a few short hours, we’re changing the special beverage of the week to something alcoholic. Like, upside-down-bottle-in-a-mug kind of alcoholic. We think it’ll be a fun drink/game for a Mother’s Day weekend, because everyone knows a family that drinks together spills all their dirty little secrets together.

Even =^_^= Cowboy doesn’t respond to our monologues anymore. We’re so lonely, pls come chat with us. Hi.

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#wearenothipsters
#foodneverabandons


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5 new irresistible dishes for the next 7 days

Spicy Sausage Gumbo

1. Spicy Sausage Gumbo
Buried somewhere under all those grilled veggies, quinoa and our TGS no-flour, no-butter, tomato “roux”, is a juicy german bratwurst waiting to burst in your mouth with every bite. The kind that you save for last. This one is for you, Maria.

spicy sausage gumbo

Portobello Lava Cloud Egg
2. Portobello Lava Cloud Egg
Because poached eggs are so 2015, gurl.
This is a lava soufflé egg white omelette, stuffed with roasted veggies and a RUNNY YOLK, all gently sat atop a giant parmesan portobello.
To enhance quality of life, ask to pair it with some smoked salmon, applewood bacon, or honey ham.

portobello cloud egg

creamsicle screwdriver pop soda

3. Creamsicle Screwdriver Pop Soda
Why not get a little buzzed and your daily Vit C dose at the same time?
Vodka, orange, vanilla gelato, and soda is all you need.

Little known fact: get 1-for-1 cocktails every Mon & Tue from 6pm until closing time.

creamsicle screwdriver pop soda

fried maple pancakes

4. Fried Maple Pancake Ice-Cream Sandwich a.k.a. cheat day special
Is today your cheat day? Well, even if it isn’t, we won’t tell anyone 😉
Once in awhile we stray away from our usual ‘healthier choice’ fare. Served with vanilla bean gelato, Californian walnuts, hot fudge sauce, and more maple caramel. Sinful does not even begin to describe…

fried maple pancakes

caramelised pineapple chipotle babyback pork ribs
5. Caramelised Pineapple Chipotle Babyback Pork Ribs
Served with chunky, buttery mashed potatoes and crisp salad. Available by the half slab or full slab.


And there you have it. Special menu items are often one-offs. Once they’re gone, they’re gone forever!
We’re making all of the above available until Wed 16 March, or while fresh ingredients last.

☏ Call 86888575 to reserve a good table ahead of others.
Or, skip the call waiting and book online.

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Happy Christmas everyone!

Thank you all for a wonderful 2015, and here’s to an even happier 2016 ^_^

(And no, we certainly do not endorse perving at our in-house beefcakes and making videos of them carving turkey to Barry White….. but wateva laaa y’all happy can oredi…)


Video shot and put together by the immensely talented Hanshen Sudderuddin ♥


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