Nutella Pancakes. That is all. (and a burger named Edward)

Not quite sure if I should be posting this weekend’s specials because sometimes it’s a good day and things run out and then y’all are like BUT BUT BUT WE SAW IT ON UR WEBSITE HOW COME NOW U SAY DUN HAF!! *throws hissy fit & sleet hail fire brimstone all come out* Well, sweet Slugphiles, the answer to all of life’s most profound questions can be found in five simple words: If ya snooze ya lose! ← (not i say one, my BFF teach me one)

So here we go, first come first served hokay. Old-fashioned Pancakes stuffed w hunky chunks of caramelised banana & lots of Nutella. (shall we stop here? we can hear heavy breathing already.. LOLZ) Soup for mushroom lovers & lovers of mushroom. Sausage duo platter (german bratwurst & chicken chipolata) great for snacking with beer. Lycheetini vanilla bean shortcake w yoghurt cream cheese frosting. And as promised, a Garmesan Fish BGR we named Edward.

Old-fashioned Pancakes stuffed w hunky chunks of caramelised banana & lots of Nutella.  Please contain the heavy breathing, my love, it's unbecoming of a Slugphile.

Old-fashioned Pancakes stuffed w hunky chunks of caramelised banana & lots of Nutella.
Please contain the heavy breathing, my love, it’s unbecoming of a Slugphile.

For mushroom lovers & lovers of mushroom. We don't even know what that means but we keep repeating it to ourselves. This must be what it's like to be North Korean.

For mushroom lovers & lovers of mushroom. We don’t even know what that means but we keep repeating it to ourselves. This must be what it’s like to be North Korean.

Sausage Duo Platter. German Pork Bratwurst & Chicken Chipolata, served w caramelised onions & wholegrain mustard. No we're not making any sausage jokes today, grow up.

Sausage Duo Platter. German Pork Bratwurst & Chicken Chipolata, served w caramelised onions & wholegrain mustard. No we’re not making any sausage jokes today, grow up.

Lycheetini Vanilla Bean Shortcake w light yoghurt cream cheese frosting & roasted almonds flakes

Life is short, have dessert.
Remember all those ladies on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart? Exactly. *slow nod*
Lycheetini Vanilla Bean Shortcake w light yoghurt cream cheese frosting & roasted almonds flakes

A made-up-burger with a made-up-name.  Tryin' to find a rhyme but it's all sounding lame. *beatboxes* ANYHOO. The garmesan fish BGR is just a double-stack herb-parmesan battered fish crusted with Garlic & more Parmesan. Geddit?? Geddit??!? Garlic...? Parmesan...? Gar...mesan....? Served w spiced wedges & warm cheese sauce for dipping.  ps: We've named the burger Edward. Coz it's like, all sparkly and stuff.  pps: We also made up our own burger emoji, it looks like this --> -o(||] SO CLEVER NEH! Feel free to plagiarise.

A made-up-burger with a made-up-name.
Tryin’ to find a rhyme but it’s all sounding lame. *beatboxes*
ANYHOO. The garmesan fish BGR is just a double-stack herb-parmesan battered fish crusted with Garlic & more Parmesan. Geddit?? Geddit??!? Garlic…? Parmesan…? Gar…mesan….? Served w spiced wedges & warm cheese sauce for dipping.

ps: We named the burger Edward. Coz it’s like, all sparkly and stuff.

pps: We also made up our own burger emoji, it looks like this –> -o(||] SO CLEVER NEH! Feel free to plagiarise.

Feel free to also call for a reservation 86888575. If you get someone who sounds a little bit too excited to talk to you, it’s probably Thomas. He’s a special kid so be gentle hokay?

Or book online and one of us less-excitable Slugs will call you back → http://bit.ly/chopeslug

weekend specials 9 April 2014

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Thank you Cynthia, Donny & little Toby for writing to us

It totally made our day ^_^

Hi Sharon,
This is the first time my husband and I are patronizing your cafe and I will like to take this opportunity to commend your staff – Thomas and Kuoh sing (I hope I got their names correctly) for their wonderful service to both of us and my beloved dog-Toby who was given a large bowl of water to quench his thirst and lotsa smiles!
It is heartening to know you have given them a chance to be in their service line because they are so well-suited for it! We can sense their willingness to learn and serve and they are so helpful!

Please do continue to give them the support and I guess the food is made much more delicious and my dining experience more enriched because they are here to serve us.

Will definitely return for another meals or meals with friends.

Keep up the good service!!

Lotsa love & woofs,
Cynthia, Donny and Toby… Woof!

© Cynthia, Donny & Toby

© Cynthia, Donny & Toby

© Cynthia, Donny & Toby

© Cynthia, Donny & Toby

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Whoever told you life isn’t black and white was quite right

Because obviously life is BLACK AND RAINBOWWWW gurrrl! *sparkles & throws glitter everywhere*

Black rice seafood risotto this weekend in limited portions. Pumpkin soup w hulksmashed mint. Rainbow cakes by the slice. If you have that one friend who’s allergic to artificial colouring whose birthday is coming, be nice at least once this lifetime and get the whole colourless, flavourless thang from Dough Empire http://bit.ly/naturalrainbow . Use the code bakelovenotwar for $5 off. Dun say we dun lub yew.

creamy black rice seafood risotto, w/ a dash of vinegar for that zing thing to make you sing

creamy black rice seafood risotto, w/ a dash of vinegar for that zing thing to make you sing

soup of the day: roasted pumpkin & crushed mint served w/ a dollop of home-style yoghurt Did we say we crushed the mint? No we meant we HULKSMASHED it. Because kitchen rage.

soup of the day: roasted pumpkin & crushed mint served w/ a dollop of home-style yoghurt
Did we say we crushed the mint? No we meant we HULKSMASHED it. Because kitchen rage.

Colourless, flavourless boring ol' rainbow cake from our attempt at a Star Wars-esque cyber-bakery that no one gets.  You can get from 2kg to 5kg of boring if that's all you ask for in life. http://bit.ly/naturalrainbow Use coupon code bakelovenotwar to get $5 off. It'll probably just get you free delivery if you live in the East. Bahahaha *snort*

Colourless, flavourless boring ol’ rainbow cake from our attempt at a Star Wars-esque cyber-bakery that no one gets.
You can get from 2kg to 5kg of boring if that’s all you ask for in life. http://bit.ly/naturalrainbow Use coupon code bakelovenotwar to get $5 off. It’ll probably just get you free delivery if you live in the East. Bahahaha *snort*

Our friend Elaine from Love Kuching Project said on Twitter that her morning timeline is full of horny posts from peoples who need to get laid. IS THAT TRUE??!!? So here’s our (un)savoury contribution: Morning Foodpr0n. Smoked salmon & florentine eggs benny.

In plain english it means eggs benedict w/ creamed spinach & oodles of smoked salmon.

In plain english it means eggs benedict w/ creamed spinach & oodles of smoked salmon.

The Money Shot

The Money Shot

Last but not least. This weekend the Shroomgasmic Platter returns! For all the fairies who missed it two weeks ago. Also if it’s still crazy hot out by the time you read this, beat the crazy heat with a refreshing honey, thyme & mint tea. Drinking it while chanting “aaaaaaa zabenyaaaa” is guaranteed to bring the rains.

Medley of mushroom munchkins, Sichuan-peppered Shiitake tempura, grilled Portobello, and Trio Mushroom Stroganoff Crostini. Served w Truffle Garlic Mayo for the ultimate shroomgasm

Medley of mushroom munchkins, Sichuan-peppered Shiitake tempura, grilled Portobello, and Trio Mushroom Stroganoff Crostini. Served w Truffle Garlic Mayo for the ultimate shroomgasm

Style. Quality. Excellence. Like Dunhill. Minus the tobacco.

Style. Quality. Excellence. Like Dunhill. Minus the tobacco.

tl;dr – here’s our specials for the week. Buhbye!

Life isn't black & white but apparently our menus are. Sorry. Hurrr...

Life isn’t black & white but apparently our menus are. Sorry. Hurrr…

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Mar 5-9 specials: Ohm, zen, mushrooms, chai

If last week’s specials were all about booze & bacon, this week it’s all ohm and zen… masala chai, mega mushroom platter, pumpkin chowder, larb… that sort of thing.

Let us know if you enjoyed this week’s specials, coz we had a lot of fun creating them and giving each other smexy names :P

Reservations:
• Slugline 86888575
• Online http://bit.ly/chopeslug

soup of the day: golden herb-roasted pumpkin chowder, by Wen Wu “Smexy Eyebrows” Slug
golden herb-roasted pumpkin chowder
Lightly drizzled w extra virgin olive oil & scattering of pumpkin seeds

share-share special: THE ULTIMATE SHROOMGASM, by Jo-Anne “The Lady” Slug (you know, like Aung San Suu Kyi? If you see her, you’ll know what we mean ^_^ )
The Ultimate Shroomgasm
The ultimate happyness medley of Mushroom Munchkins, Sichuan-peppered Shiitake Tempura, Grilled Portobello and Trio Mushroom Stroganoff Crostini. Served w TRUFFLE GARLIC MAYO for the ultimate shroomgasm!

all day brunch special: “I Larb You”, by Vun Kien “Heartbreaker” Slug
"I Larb You"
Thai-inspired minched chicken salad on sunny-side-up eggs, served w grilled mushroom duo & fresh garden salad by side

Addendum: Vun Kien Slug says he’s usually the “heartbroken”, not the heartbreaker! Ohkay… we’ll take his word for it….

OHM ZEN beverage special: Sekret Spice Masala Chai
sekret spice masala chai
Our daily 5pm tea break special which USED TO BE enjoyed by Slugs & Slugs only… If you wanted it you’d have to sign up to be a slug-slave!! Now is to be shared with the whole wide world. Le sigh. Enjoy.

All our specials at a glance
Mar 5-9 specials

Easter Egg for blog readers who read till the end!!! We haven’t done this in awhile!

So guess what?? Wah we have 3500 followers on FB?!! Unimaginable. Thank you, thank you, thank you! We feel like this calls for a celebration. But how should we celebrate??
3500 Facebook likes!

A mini contest? Haven’t had those in awhile. Okay a mini contest it is.

So we wrangled can has 7 x $50 cash coupons to give away. Essentially it is a bribe to get you to have a blind date or two with our rustic little online bakery, Dough Empire.
Bake Love, Not War
0) Go visit our cyberbakery (if you haven’t already) → Dough Empire
1) Answer seven little questions → Survey! Halp!
2) We’ll pick seven lucky weiners whiners winners and announce here next weekend!
3) Do something nice for someone today.

That is all!

If you like easter eggs, let us know in the comments >_< !

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Mar 2 – Yoga with Wei, payment by donation

Experience with us the intrinsic connection between body & mind through yoga. Cat Yoga

Yoga class #3 with Wei this year. No prior experience is required. Beginners are welcome and it is suitable for all genders. This is a non-religious practice.

Come join us with an open mind for a relaxing afternoon doing yoga together.

Time: 2 March 2014, Sunday, 5.00pm
Venue: Oasis Yoga
Block 10 Selegie Road #01-50 [ map ]

Sign up for the class by contacting our CSR Officer Andrew Slug at 9011 3220 (whatsapp friendly), or e-mail myevent.move@gmail.com or fill up the little form below. We do not collect e-mail addresses for spam, promise.

 
 
 

Do highlight to us if you have any medical condition. Eg. high blood or injury.

Feel free to share, invite and sign up for your friends. Donation is welcome. Yoga mat will be provided.

This yoga class is organised by our Sharing Happyness™ outreach programme, MOVE Community. Supported by Oasis Yoga, Dough Empire and yours truly.

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