☺ For only $10/pax, get a professional photo taken with le cool cats. Photos are printed on the spot and uploaded to Facebook SO YOU WILL BE INSTANTLY FAMOOSE! Le hemsem Kevin Lee of CAKE Images will make d*mn sure you look Instagrammable, too. (Pro tip: use said photo as your Tinder profile pic – guaranteed get more right-swipes! ^_^)
“Funny, disturbing, frightening and thrilling… a masterpiece” — Daily Star
Honestly, we’re giving this away for Halloween because of the words ‘frightening’ and ‘horror’ in the blurbs. That’s how shallow we are. But also… THAR BE MUSKLES. WHO DOESN’T LIEK MUSKLES! Hurhur.
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This electrifying and testosterone-filled physical theatre ‘horror show’ exquisitely captures and transcends the spirit of Anthony Burgess’s original literary masterpiece, 50 years on from its publication.
A Clockwork Orange lures its audience into the glorious glass-edged nastiness of Manchester’s underworld. A playtime of orgiastic ultraviolence and sexuality, it is the story of little Alex and his Droogs in their battle against the tedium of adolescence.
An unapologetic jubilation of the human condition, it remains as terrifyingly relevant today as when the book was published in 1962 and when the Stanley Kubrick’s film caused a stir in 1971.
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Admit it. You didn’t read a word and scrolled through the eye candy only.
So, if you’re into muscles, milk and guyliner – enter our horrific Halloween Giveaway – you might just win yourselves a pair of tickets worth $264 for the opening show on Wed 4 Nov, 8pm. All you have to do is answer one easy question, and share it with your friends.
The contest closes on Halloween itself, Sat 31 Oct, 6pm. The Winner will be announced the next day, Sun 1 Nov at 10am-ish.
Aside from that, if you were planning to get tickets anyway — HOLD YOUR HORSES — we can helpchu get it cheaper!
Simply drop by ours to pick up a physical copy of this flyer:
Why, you ask? Our flyer is muy especial because it contains a discount for 10% off the ticket price. With the savings you can buy more guyliner.
We love talking about Dough Empire like they’re different people. But it’s really just us. Talking to ourselves. About ourselves.
Now that the baker a.k.a. Joseph Slug is back from his Grand Canyon mountaineering holiday (and in a relatively good mood, I must say — HOLIDAYS ARE DOPE!), we’re celebrating by offering FREE SHIPPING! ….. for the first 10 orders.
If you live abroad, here’s a lovely way to send an all-natural, handmade cake to someone you love in Singapore.. and you can use the savings for a personal phone call ☎ ♥
The offer lasts 24 hours only, starting Wednesday 21 October midnight SG time (UTC+08:00), and expires 11.59pm the same day. Enter the code in the graphic above at the checkout screen, to get free delivery anywhere in Singapore. No minimum order ☺
☝☝ Our featured item is the Golden-battered Sotong Tempura, served with salted egg mayo. Makes a great beer snack, especially because we are offering a 1-for-1 on Barcelona’s own Moritz golden bubbly beer all week — no need to wait for happy hour!
☎ Call 86888575 to book a good table ahead of other sotongs
☑ Easy online booking
Sat, Sun, PH 9am-10.30pm